An hilarious send-up of a certain attitude among believers… with an important theme
ARTICLE I: One day = six days
Genesis 1:1-2:3 says God completed the creation of the heavens and earth in six days. Genesis 2:4 speaks of the (single) day in which God made the earth and the heavens.
ARTICLE II: A circle has four corners
In Isaiah 40:22 the earth is said to be a circle. Elsewhere (e.g. Isaiah 11:12; Job 37:3; Revelation 7:1; 20:8), the Bible speaks of the 'four corners of the Earth'. Both are true, and both must be taken literally; ergo, a circle has four corners.
ARTICLE III: Before = after